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Ahhhh Spring! September 10, 2008

Posted by Mistress B in Health, Ramblings.
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Why do you hate me?

Sure you look pretty with all your flowers and pretty shit out in bloom like this

And this

And this

And the fields of canola so yellow and bright

And the Wattle trees all out in bloom

Forcing me to use all of these

Do you know how much I hate squirting things up my nose?

Do you even care?

Wouldn’t you rather it that I could enjoy you without the daily headache and stuffed up sinuses?

Please?

No?

Interesting.

I have learned something about you Spring.

You might look pretty, but you’re nothing but a bitch!

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Comments

1. Dina - September 10, 2008

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever read.

Hilarious.

Well, also very sad!!! Sorry about your allergies.

Have you ever tried the local honey thing?? I’m sure you have. But just in case you haven’t heard of it…….

2. Jayne - September 10, 2008

I’m buying shares in anti-histamine tablets πŸ˜›

3. widdleshamrock - September 10, 2008

You poor thing, having to snort stuff up your nostrils all the time.

Would hate that.

Hope it clears up.

4. scrappydo - September 10, 2008

awww – bum!! Luckily, I get to enjoy the niceness of spring without the added bonus of those squirty sprays and stuff. It’s my second most favourite season because it means summer is on the way.

5. Naomi - September 10, 2008

Awwww…

Hayfever is a weird, weird thing.

We don’t get much wattle up this way. In fact, that’s one of Ipswich’s (as opposed to Brisbane’s) few positives – wattle trees are found here and there.

6. Pure Evyl - September 10, 2008

At least they don’t have anti-histimine suppositories. Better up your nose than up your arse.

7. Trish - September 10, 2008

Very clever but aww –
Hope you are feeling better Bettina …bet omG bet you love Evyl’s suggestion NOT !

8. river - September 10, 2008

I recognise those little pink p***s, I take them myself. All year round. My sinuse react badly to so many things. Mostly I get by with one a day, occasionally two, but in the spring? I go through a packet a week. Just checked my supply and I have 5 left, so it’s off to the chemist tomorrow. I used to have sprays for my nose but some didn’t work and some set up such a fierce prickling pain in the posterior sinuses I had to stop using them.

9. leechbabe - September 10, 2008

Our family is all sniffly and sneezy now that spring has sprung with full force.

Such a pretty and painful time of year.

10. writerchick - September 11, 2008

Oh poor girl. So sorry that spring does these things to you. It must be miserable – I’m afraid I have no such reaction. Love it all to death. So sorry. REally, I am dear.
Annie

11. Bettina - September 11, 2008

Dina – thanks. What’s the local honey thing?

Jayne – get in line! πŸ˜›

WS – I hope it clears up too!

Scrappy – yes, I like summer too (except when its 40 degrees)

Naomi – I blame TJ. I never had a problem with hayfever/sinusitus before I was preggers with him. …… lol

Evyl – I dunno, it might be more fun πŸ˜‰ lmao

Trish – thanks darl. It’s often just a matter of keeping on top of my arsenal of helpers and making sure to keep ripping out the jasmine along the side fence before it can flower πŸ˜‰

River – yeah I can’t use some of the sprays either, they burn. the saline spray is much gentler, but some days the rinse is what’s needed to clear out the gunk.

Marita – yup. Pretty and painful. That sums it up nicely!

Annie – ah don’t be sorry. Like I said to Naomi – I blame TJ for it, a fact that I shall hold over him for many years to come……….. mwahahahahahaaaa πŸ˜‰

12. Gemisht - September 11, 2008

Oh dear. I hate all those nose spray things. Yucky. I love spring though cause the flowers don’t bother me.

The only time I have had hayfever was when we were cutting hay and my brothers and I rode through it all about a bazillion times on the motorbikes before it was baled. Imagine getting hayfever then????? Who would have thunk that there would be seeds and shit in the grass that might give you allergies. Not me!!!! Bloody blonde……

13. magneto bold too - September 11, 2008

That is a total bitch. I spent the day with my nose buried in freesias. Bliss. Damn glad I don’t have to put up with that shit babe.


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