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Ahhhh Spring! September 10, 2008

Posted by Mistress B in Health, Ramblings.
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Why do you hate me?

Sure you look pretty with all your flowers and pretty shit out in bloom like this

And this

And this

And the fields of canola so yellow and bright

And the Wattle trees all out in bloom

Forcing me to use all of these

Do you know how much I hate squirting things up my nose?

Do you even care?

Wouldn’t you rather it that I could enjoy you without the daily headache and stuffed up sinuses?

Please?

No?

Interesting.

I have learned something about you Spring.

You might look pretty, but you’re nothing but a bitch!