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Interesting Conversations November 10, 2008

Posted by Mistress B in Funny Stuff, My Brigade.
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At dinner, in the motel restaurant on Saturday night between 3 of us.

the guys –  “I dunno what those funeral directors are all doing here”

Me –  “Is that what they are? I noticed the blue jackets, but couldn’t figure out what group they belonged to.”

the guys –  “Yeah, they’re funeral directors.”

“Wonder what their function is about………”

“Probably discussing how to advertise the latest embalming techniques or something. ‘Try our new longer lasting embalming fluid. Less smell for your afterlife!'”


the guys – “Or, ‘Try new longer lasting lipstick Chanel no32, guaranteed to still be ruby red even if your body is exhumed by the coroner to answer those tricky questions’.”

Me – “New Sheer Cover mineral makeup for a more natural looking death”

the guys – “Try our new somethingorother no 56, for shinier, more luscious black locks of hair, guaranteed to last for your after-lifetime”

Me – “Or, ‘New long last lip shine, because you’re worth it. Even in death’.”


The cost of the motel ……..no idea

The cost of dinner…….. thank god I wasn’t paying

Funeral themed conversation during dinner ………. priceless!



1. kaylee2 - November 10, 2008

HA `love it!!!!!!! 🙂

2. Pure Evyl - November 10, 2008

I wonder if they served ‘Death By Chocolate’ to the Funeral Director’s Convention.

3. anja - November 10, 2008

I’m so snaffling them for work. Death humour features frequently. Go figure. 😉

4. widdleshamrock - November 10, 2008


Love it. Glad there were some bright spots for you.

5. Jayne - November 10, 2008

That conversation would have made the whole trip worth it, B 😉

6. Naomi - November 10, 2008


Great dinner conversation. And a good tip for the etiquette fans – “Don’t talk about politics or religion. But death is fine, especially if accompanied with funeral director jokes”

7. river - November 10, 2008

Yes, but what did you eat? Besides dead things. (meat)

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