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How to Wake Children May 3, 2008

Posted by Mistress B in Funny Stuff, Hubby, Kids.

PSLS  Style

Step 1 – run down the hall way like a madman shouting “HEY!! HEY!!”

Step 2 – set off the smoke alarm

Step 3 – laugh like a loon as the children bolt from their rooms.

Hey  presto!! Awake children!!




1. Anja - May 3, 2008

You are evil.

No, you’re the epitome of evil.

What if the little darlings wizzed themsleves in fright?

Evil woman *sniggers*

2. magneto bold too - May 3, 2008

*snigger* or whisper in their ear:

‘You lost the game’
“there is NO chocolate’
‘there is a hot guy in the yard with no shirt on’
‘the internet has been cut off’

bwaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa

3. Naomi - May 3, 2008


You WANTED them awake, yes? 😛

Kelley – pure evil. Love it.

4. Jayne - May 3, 2008

Ahhh….but be prepared for their revenge!!!

5. purefnevyl - May 3, 2008

Excellent advice!!!

6. Gemisht - May 3, 2008

very good – I love it. I will have to try that on Monday when they won’t get up on time.

7. widdleshamrock - May 3, 2008

ROFL !!!!!!

Love it !!!!!!

8. imnomartha - May 4, 2008

Ummm – I think that i what my kids do to me … I’m sooo gonna get them!

9. tiff - May 4, 2008


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