Little Woman August 23, 2008
Posted by Mistress B in CJ, Family, Hubby, Parenting.trackback
My grumpy little woman is currently on week 3 of her first cycle and the hormones are beginning to once again rear their ugly little heads.
Currently they look a lot like raging volcanoes pimples around her nose, but they are also manifesting as rolled eyes, backchat and snappy insults for all and sundry.
Until mum (me) decided that she’d freaking well HAD ENOUGH ALREADY!, dragged the little woman to her room and banned her from the computer indefinitely!
Until dad (PSLS) followed mum (me) into the bedroom and gave the little woman a dressing down for being so GODDAMN RUDE ALL. THE. TIME. and backed mum (me) up for a change and confiscated her mobile phone indefinitely!
A mere 24 hours later and I have my girl back, all sweetness and light with a just a dash of sass, bitching about her pimples and broken nails instead of her brother and her chores.
Phew.
I hope we don’t have to do this every month.
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Oh yeah, you will.
Just to gently remind her that raging, out of control hormones aren’t a good excuse to go postal on the whole world
Er…hang on…that’s been used as a successful defence in court…just don’t tell her that!
Tell her if she doesn’t pull her head in you will eat ALL the chocolate in front of her.
Yes, Introduce chocolate…. NOW !!!!!
and make the pimples worse?
She has actually discovered the theraputic power of chocolate all on her own – she’s made a hell of a mess of my kitchen making chocolates for herself the past two days.
I can recommend Evening Primrose oil and VitB. Works wonders!
^ Yup, a bit of flaxseed oil can help settle the hormones down too. As well as the obvious fruit and veg, but I’m sure she already has to eat those like it or not
Oh god! See I love having two little girls now. I’m not so sure I’m going to love it in a few years time.
chocolate doesn’t cause pimples. But it does tame the rabid hormonal beast.
Should be on the PBS.
Oh you are living the moments V threatens to go fishing over in our future…
Heh, my daughter had the same with her daughter. At one point they were both pmsing together. Lots of chocolate was eaten.
Been through this 5 times B, and the only advise I have is this…run!!! Fast…take the PSLS and anything/one else you value, and find somewhere to live…desert island, Alaska….anywhere but where she is…damn I’m gonna have nightmares for a week with the memories flooding back!!
Good luck!
I shall definitely put this option forward to PSLS as plan A
lol