Phone Etiquette? March 13, 2008
Posted by Mistress B in Friends, Funny Stuff, Random Thoughts.trackback
Typically when I answer the phone I say “hello”.
Some people answer the phone by simply saying their name.
Commonly in workplaces, the business name will be stated followed by some kind of greating. For example “Blah Blah My Business, Bettina speaking”.
In Japan they say “moshi moshi”
The other day, when I answered my phone, I barely get the word “hello” out when I am answered with “Fucking Bitch”
Apparently, so I’m told by reliable sources, this is how you greet one another on the phone in New Zealand.
Interesting people those Kiwi’s. Interesting people.
Just thought I should warn you, dear readers, for if you should ever happen to encounter this strange phenonema on your own phone. It’s not a crackpot prank calling you – it’s just a cheerful Kiwi, greeting you according to their local customs.
lmfao!
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Put like that, it sounds TERRIBLE !!!!!
**blushes**
If’s it’s a guy, we say w***ker.
it’s not so bad, it was funny truly!!
glad hubby didn’t answer the phone or he woulda got a shock! lmao
Bahahaha… beautiful!
I have Tourette’s I tell you, I have Tourette’s.
Face it Nikki…………… you’re just a potty mouth like the rest of us
Lol Nikki – ummmm ……………..so caught!!!
busted big time!!
There goes that “nice little kiwi girl” image!!
HA !!! Nice little Kiwi girl, **Looks at Scrappy do**
Icky toe & bath photo……. like you are a virgin !!!! rofl.
icky toes, bath photo’s and virgins in my comments……………. boy I’m going to get some interesting search results this week!! lmao
thank god the icky toe is sooooo not in my bath photo!!
oh, search results …….
Goat f0ndling
sexy chicken nuggets
weird fire
rofl!!
You’re mad!
No, just a little chemically imbalanced that’s all …..What’s the song?? I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell.
Goth emo studded belt
Christian p0rn
LMFAO
*gasp* you mean you’re not the sweet little innocent dressed in broderie anglaise smocked frilly frocks and butter wouldn’t melt in your mouth, Nikki?
piglets licking icky toes -eww think I’ve just made myself a little unwell now….
No Jayne …. that would be me
“yeah, Right!!!”
ROFL
Jayne, I am I AM a sweet innocent dressed in broderie anglaise smocked frilly frocks and buuter wouldn’t melt in my mouth homeschooling lifestyle blocking widdle shamrock…..
horse p0op
midget p0rn
geek sci fi chicks
no I’m the innocent one………. but without the smocked frilly frocks…………. but my bed sheets and pillowcases have broderie anglaise trim! Does that count?
Nuts, seriously farkin’ nuts. *giggles*
Christian p0rn? Wot ze fecck?
thats an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one!
You are all nuts. And Broderie Anglaise, I have noooooo idea what you’re talking about.
Off to scrappydoo’s to see if there really is bath photos – cant resist the temptation
There’s no bath photos there, so where are they????? Cmon, you’re teasing me………….
I have them on my e-mail gemisht
We have to email that one!
@Gemisht…. no, bath photo not on my blog… cos I’m a good girl
….but I did know where to go to find it…..
I got it, I got it, the photo that is.
Sorry scrappydoo, didn’t mean to implicate you in the untoward behaviour going on
And yes I went to my Happy Place.
You didn’t mean to implicate her…………… where do you think WE got the bath photo FROM??
Nice.
You girls are cwaaaaazy
It’s why people love us
lol
Ahhhhh, so the plot thickens then. Scrappydoo isn’t all sweetness and light I’ve met people like that before…….
yes, yes you have. And their names are Nikki and Anja! lol
oi – Gemisht… that’s MY happy place!!! K?! LOL
And of course I’m bloody sweetness and light…. WS is just a mad influence upon the innocent ones
HA, blame me why don cha !!!!!!
Off for a bath !!!!
And what will you be doing in the bath WS – or should I say what will HE be doing to you ????? Hmmmmm, the mind boggles.
the better question is what will her husband be doing?
LOL you girls are naughty!!
Ooh and seeing as you all have your broderie anglaise wear out, can you send me some patterns, i bought nearly 20 metres of the stuff to make my lil Boo some pretty dresses and tops and have matching wavy broderie anglaise lace with pretty ribbons to thread through it. So then she can go climb trees, roll in the sandpit and destroy them all like I did mine at that age. I ruined my best one climbing a six foot picket fence about ten minutes before having to go on stage at my piano recital, my mother cursed at me that she hoped I would have a daughter just like me, and GOD THANKYOU WITH EVERY PART OF ME, I GOT ONE AND I SAY THANKS AS MANY TIMES A DAY AS I CAN REMEMBER TOO!!
Oooh and as for the innocence, lol I wont darest comment on that!!! ROLMVFAO!!
Ooh bath photos, lol are they really really really incriminating??? I loves that sort, have several of them put away in a safe hiding spot just incase I need to incriminate siblings, exhusband or my children at a later date. I am thinking the 21st birthday party for the childrens pics, so their friends and future spouses can see what cute baby bums they had and how cute the soap mustaches looked.
want me to send you the bath photo?
Dunno what your DBF will make of it though………….
want me to send you the bath photo?
Dunno what your DBF will make of it though………….
Yellow is an accepted phone greeting. Red, purple and green are not…………
And why are you all going nuts over a photo of a bath tub? Hmmm?
I think you had to be there lol